Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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