my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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