rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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