Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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