it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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