This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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