he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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