Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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