What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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