it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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