People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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