dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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