If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
There r osticjed everywhere
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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