He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
People with herpes should wear stickers.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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