Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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