I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
third nipple confirmed
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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