Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
