you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'm going to jail i love you
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
