Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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