I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
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