Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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