I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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