I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Randomize
