I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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