nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
