i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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