Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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