dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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