My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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