so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
