So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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