at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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