weddingsv make me drug and hornr
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
You are a genius and a whore.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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