No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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