Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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