is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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