dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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