Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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