Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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