everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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