never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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