Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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