If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I woke up under a house in Key West
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