Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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