thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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