whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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