on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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