I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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