You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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