maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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