So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Randomize
