he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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